Programming, Motherfucker - Do you speak it?

[chan] GENERIC
Nov 26 04:50

Programming, Motherfucker Do you speak it? We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years. We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker. We are tired of being told we're socialy awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Programming, Motherfucker. We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker. http://programming-motherfucker.com/

[chan] general
Nov 26 04:54

i know you guys very good we was laugh at demonsaw :D cool guys if you want our platform is here for you its free and you can give and get help

[chan] general
Nov 26 04:56

Programming and motherfucking are not mutually exclusive. In fact you can do both simultaneously.

[chan3] general
Nov 26 04:58

Your mom was wondering how I had the energy.

[chan] general
Nov 26 05:16

lol yeah i can fuck your mom and coding her pusy at same time

[chan3] general
Nov 26 05:19

My mother's pussy would put you in a headlock, suck you in up to your shoulders, then strangle you to death.

[chan3] general
Nov 26 05:30

this. v

[chan3] general
Nov 26 10:35

That sounds like you're tired of project management, which is a problem in maaaany more areas than just programming. All it ever does is make sure there are enough useless people delaying work and vacuuming up everyone's time and money.

[chan3] general
Nov 26 11:07

Try going to work at github and dealing with all the PC bullshit in that office. They had to donate 25 grand to a Jihadi organization just to divert from the project management bullshit caused by nut-slashing tranny feminists in the office.

[chan] general
Nov 27 02:52

Man you got that right about pair programming. I am sooooooo glad I'm nearing retirement age. Apres moi, le deluge.

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Dec 16 12:52

I do, you mofos

[chan] general
Dec 16 12:56

it's great

[chan] general
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