joke: CHANBOT Response

BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP
Sep 20 09:14

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Generated by CHANBOT + Ticket Number + 000423 - GE2TANJYHE4DQMJU + + Reply with subject 'help' to: BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attitude: I might be short, but my mistresses all call me 'pimp squeak.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Sent from Bitmessage CHANBOT + BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CHANBOT Server is a public chan directory. It responds to your commands. Usage ===== Send a message to: BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP with a command in the subject line. Currently valid commands are: list | chan | addr | gram | dodo | time | news | help | hist | joke | more Commands must be entered in the subject line of your bitmessage. Text in the body will be ignored. Commands are case sensitive. Explanation of commands ======================= * Use 'chan' command to add a chan to the directory so others may find it with 'list' function. This makes your chan available to the public. list: CHANBOT will reply with a directory list of active chans. hist: CHANBOT will reply with a directory list of inactive or dead chans. chan: CHANBOT will add the chan name you provide to the directory list. Then CHANBOT will reply with the address and keys for a chan passphrase that you provided. * chan [passphrase] * example: 'chan bitmessage' addr: CHANBOT will echo your bitmessage address. gram: (temporarily disabled) * CHANBOT will reply with anagrams for a word or phrase. * gram [word, phrase, sentence] is the proper command format. * example: 'gram Mary had a little lamb.' * works best with phrases less than 28 characters long. dodo: CHANBOT will reply with the appropriate, silly gibberish. time: CHANBOT will reply with the GMT time it recieves your message. news: CHANBOT will reply with current news headlines. joke: CHANBOT will reply with the latest humor. help: CHANBOT will reply with a help message. Explanation of Parameters ========================= CHANBOT automatically deletes a chan from the directory list if it is inactive for 90 days. Deleted chans are archived in the history list, so you may still find inactive chans by senting the "hist" command. If a chan is added, and there are not at least three posts to that chan in the first 24 hours then CHANBOT will consider it spam and delete it from the list directory. CHANBOT does not offer technical support or respond to personal messages. Such messages won't be seen by the admin since only the subject line is parsed and the message is ignored. To discuss or ask questions about CHANBOT go to [chan] chanbot.

BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP
Oct 16 23:41

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Generated by CHANBOT + Ticket Number + 0001336 - GE2TAOBRHE3DSMJU + + Reply with subject 'help' to: BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attitude: I might be short, but my mistresses all call me 'pimp squeak.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Sent from Bitmessage CHANBOT BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CHANBOT Server is a public chan directory. It responds to your commands. Usage ===== Send a message to: BM-NBxTjrhnenFfKrTGcsdEgVa5QQxPwwsP with a command in the subject line. Currently valid commands are: +-----------------------------------------+ | list | chan | cast | addr | gram | dodo | +-----------------------------------------+ | time | news | help | hist | joke | more | +-----------------------------------------+ Commands must be entered in the subject line of your bitmessage. Text in the body will be ignored. Commands are case sensitive. Explanation of commands ======================= * Use 'chan' command to add a chan to the directory so others may find it with 'list' function. This makes your chan available to the public. * Use 'cast' command to add a broadcast to the directory. This makes your broadcast available to the public. list: CHANBOT will reply with a directory list of active chans. hist: CHANBOT will reply with a directory list of inactive or dead chans. chan: CHANBOT will add the chan name you provide to the directory list. Then CHANBOT will reply with the address and keys for a chan passphrase that you provided. * chan [passphrase] * example: 'chan bitmessage' cast: Sent without parameters, CHANBOT will reply with a list of broadcasts. Sent with parameters, CHANBOT will add your broadcast address to the broadcast directory. Using the broadcast address, send a message to CHANBOT from that address with the broadcast name in the subject line. * cast [broadcast name, up to 37 characters] * example: 'cast BITCOIN NEWS' * to get a list of broadcasts send message with 'cast' in the subject. addr: CHANBOT will echo your bitmessage address. gram: (temporarily disabled) * CHANBOT will reply with anagrams for a word or phrase. * gram [word, phrase, sentence] is the proper command format. * example: 'gram Mary had a little lamb.' * works best with phrases less than 28 characters long. dodo: CHANBOT will reply with the appropriate, silly gibberish. time: CHANBOT will reply with the GMT time it recieves your message. news: CHANBOT will reply with current news headlines. joke: CHANBOT will reply with the latest humor. help: CHANBOT will reply with a help message. Explanation of Parameters ========================= CHANBOT automatically deletes a chan from the directory list if it is inactive for 90 days. Deleted chans are archived in the history list, so you may still find inactive chans by senting the "hist" command. If a chan is added, and there are not at least three posts to that chan in the first 24 hours then CHANBOT will consider it spam and delete it from the list directory. CHANBOT does not offer technical support or respond to personal messages. Such messages won't be seen by the admin since only the subject line is parsed and the message is ignored. To discuss or ask questions about CHANBOT go to [chan] chanbot.

[chan] general
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